astrallunar asked:
How big are your lips in comparison to your penis
Each part of my anatomy you can name is bigger than the last.
empressenvy asked:
Are the trolls bigger than humans?
No. They are the same size.
This was never a good theory. A funny theory maybe. But false. There is a great deal of evidence in the story which contradicts this idea. Citing only one: Cal is the same size relative to both.
prellaughingalonewithdetectives asked:
is bro gay?
Look someone asked this again.
aristocraticrenegade asked:
When shall troll sex toys become available?
When I’m done using em. Wait your fucking turn.
a-homestuck asked:
we love you ok hussie
ALL of you? That isn’t even true.
I was just talking yesterday to somebody who indirectly hates homestuck because it’s made tumblr insufferable to the disinterested.
Things HS has ruined forever:
> The internet
> All anime
> Buckets
On the flipside, things it has SALVAGED:
> Juggalos
> I think that might be it?
traceexcalibur asked:
Because the fandom has been reading Homestuck for 5 acts now, they are very well tuned to catching little bits of foreshadowing. For example, a lot of people correctly guessed Jane and Jake’s SBURB titles based on the words slipped into the last sentence of their intros. One person commented it’s like we’re rushing to figure out everything that’ll happen before you actually reveal it to us, and you probably intended that, and like watching us do it. Your thoughts?
Yes.
The readership as a collective is very good at ferreting out the clues now, because of the precedents the story has set for the relevance of small details, and people slowing catching on more and more to the way things fit together, both inside the universe, and from an external perspective of the storytelling structure.
I am aware of this. It invites challenges. This is all being factored into decisions I’ve been making recently.
friendlyneighborhoodspidertits asked:
How do you really feel about Homestuck porn?
It sure is full of naked fictional people having sex.
cheeked asked:
So Terezi’s only option for stopping Vriska going to Jack Noir and dooming the rest of the trolls was to kill her… but we can just hug the murderer out of Gamzee and everything is forgiven? Gamzee killed more people for less, so why does he get off with no consequences? Is this just an example of ~*~life isn’t fair~*~ or is there another reason you did it this way?
I guess there’s a longer and more nuanced answer to this than I feel like giving.
Suffice to say Vriska’s undoing was more of a culmination to an actual arc.
Gamzee was really just a ridiculous clown who killed some people. Was there any actual pathos there? Everything surrounding the Gamzee-goes-crazy stuff was just kind of hilarious frankly. The hug-it-out conclusion was equally hilarious. And that was more conclusory with respect to Karkat’s arc than Gamzee’s, which barely even existed.
BUT GAMZEE HAS TO PAY FOR HIS CRIIIIIIIMES!!!! Man, who gives a fuck.
Ok I think that’s enough for now. Not nearly as many trollfucking queries as I expected. Maybe they all sank to the bottom??? Gonna leave that river undragged.