JoJo’s Drinking Game One drink if a new character with a music based name is introduced.
One drink if somebody is wearing a ridiculous outfit.
Two if it’s a fanservicey ridiculous outfit.
Three drinks if it’s Dio’s ridiculous outfit.
Four if it’s one of Dio’s backless stripper tops.
One drink for “WRYYYYYYYY.”
Two for “MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!”
Two for “ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!”
Three for “ZA WARUDO.”
Four if “ZA WARUDO” is kept in Engrish in the translation.
One for “Yare yare daze.”
Two if the fansubber/crunchyroll doesn’t bother to translate it.
One drink if Dio is evilly reading a book or drinking a Chianti.
Two drinks if he’s doing it while shirtless.
One drink if Dio is just shirtless in general.
Two if there is absolutely no plot related reason for it.
Three if he’s doing the Random Fanservice From the Back pose.
Chug if he’s molesting himself.
Chug if he wears a shirt in Stardust Crusaders that isn’t a halter top.
One drink for every time somebody does a fashion pose.
One drink for written sound effects
One drink for every time Dio acts like a giant asshole.
Two if you decide that you’d sleep with him regardless.
One drink for every time someone mentions that Dio is a hot piece of ass.
Two is this person is male.
Three if it’s one of the good guys.
Chug if the guy is blind (I’m looking at you, N’Doul).
One drink every time he makes you question your sexuality (or if you’re pretty sure he would if you weren’t already attracted to men).
One drink for every time Jotaro gives an expression that vaguely resembles a smile.
Chug if it actually is a smile.
Chug if his hat somehow detaches itself from his head.
One drink if Jotaro actually has a dorky moment (C’mon, what self-respecting delinquent obsessively watches Columbo?)
One drink if there’s a character with ridiculous hair.
Two if it’s a mullet.
One drink if ZA WARUDO lasts longer than its alleged five seconds.
Chug if actually does only last for its stated time limit.
One drink for every time an animal is killed.
Two if Dio is responsible.
One drink every time a vehicle with a Joestar on it crashes.
Two if it’s a plane
Three if it’s Joseph’s fault.
Chug if a vehicle with a Joestar on it doesn’t end up as a burning wreck.
Drink yourself into unconsciousness if that unscathed vehicle is an airplane.©
http://saunteringsnake.tumblr.com/post/82394154400/stardust-crusaders-drinking-gameнадо будет выловить тело, затариться стеклом и улететь нахер с 2 овашек и 2 сезонов. в говно будем с опенинга прям.
или пох. спиться в одиночку.